Isn't it ironic
3 March 2003 15:02U.S. Dept. of Agriculture offices closed due to excess manure.
Sounds like an Onion headline :-) It's true though - snow melt from the big storm is washing pigeon dung off the roof into offices. Till they clean up the mess I have to work from home (oh darn). I can't help thinking of silly headlines though:
Government offices too crappy to work in.
Government overwhelmed by shit.
I'm sure you can think of more.
Sounds like an Onion headline :-) It's true though - snow melt from the big storm is washing pigeon dung off the roof into offices. Till they clean up the mess I have to work from home (oh darn). I can't help thinking of silly headlines though:
Government offices too crappy to work in.
Government overwhelmed by shit.
I'm sure you can think of more
hipwaders now standard issue
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Date: 11 Mar 2003 08:24 (UTC)as for a headline suggestion...
Date: 11 Mar 2003 11:40 (UTC)Department of Agriculture: Knee Deep in Shit. El Nino to Blame!!
Dept. of Agriculture Employees Are Tired of the Crap