A Quick Check-In From Mexico
26 March 2026 02:44
Oh, hello. The JoCo Cruise is in full swing now and last night we had the “land concert” in Loreto, Mexico, and while there (and in between snapping pictures of the performers), I got this photo of Krissy. She was having a good time.
And so am I! Fabulous cruise with fabulous people and it’s humming along nicely. I’ll post about it more when I’m back on land, I’m sure. In the meantime, I hope you’re all well.
— JS
Melancholy, baby
25 March 2026 22:31A new rug arrived today that V bought for the spare room. I took it upstairs and was admiring how soft it is. It's very differently printed -- leaves and swirls on a teal background -- but seems to be made of the same kind of material as my "space rug" in my bedroom, which has a colorful stylized rendition of the solar system.
Gary would love this, was my first thought. Because he loved my space rug. He'd rub his face on it and wiggle all over its soft smooth finish.
The other day I opened the box my new webcam came in, and admired how its internal cardboard packaging, along with its size and shape, would've made it the absolute perfect box for Gary, we liked to use the cardboard recycling to hide treats in for him to find. We re-used the ones he didn't joyoualy tear apart, but we were always on the lookout for new Good Boxes. And I guess that habit hasn't died out yet.
so, i am having a little bit of a stand by me moment
25 March 2026 21:55There’s a lot happening in my world right now, joy and sorrow, and I don’t have the spoons to write about it. But I’m having a Stand By Me moment that I wanted to share before it passes.
Yesterday, my narration of The Body by Stephen King (the novella that was adapted into Stand By Me) was released. I have wanted to do this for years, and I can’t believe I never wrote about it here. I’ll address that in the future, because it’s a cool story. Simon and Schuster, the publisher, has been super supportive and enthusiastic about this release. They gave me a whole chapter to share, and it’s at the end of this week’s1 It’s Storytime With Wil Wheaton, available now wherever you get your podcasts.
Today, I am the subject of a truly wonderful column in the New York Times that includes interactive clips from my narration, scenes from Stand By Me, and the text of the novella. It’s a beautiful piece that genuinely surprised and delighted me. And it comes just a few days after we were the subject of this incredible essay, also in the New York Times, about our Stand By Me Live tour2.
Tonight, Jerry and Corey and I are together on Entertainment Tonight3 to talk about the movie’s theatrical re-release, which starts on Friday.
I’m glad you’re here. If you’d like to get my posts delivered to your inbox, here’s the thingy:
- I had to take last week off, so we are replaying one of my favorite performances, End of Play.
︎ - This weekend, we are in Anaheim Friday, Seattle on Saturday (see you at No Kings, Seattle), and Portland on Sunday. Tickets are still available for all three shows.
︎ - In Los Angeles, that’s 7:30pm on CBS, check your local listing to be sure.
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Interesting Links for 25-03-2026
25 March 2026 12:00- 1. Plug-in solar power could be in UK shops within months
- (tags:solarpower uk GoodNews )
- 2. What is a polite way to say "I have to poop" as a woman? (the responses are hilarious)
- (tags:funny women society poo )
- 3. Even Scotland's richest back higher taxes on the wealthy, poll finds
- (tags:polls tax wealth Scotland )
I'm curious about whether young people have even seen a western
25 March 2026 10:37I wonder at what birth year over half of people have never seen a western.
Obviously very young people won't - but if we look at people age 25-40, who have had a chance to watch a bunch of movies, I wonder if outside of classic movie afficionados you'll have seen many people see any. The last minor resurgence would have been Tarantino's Hateful Eight and Django Unchained, and I don't think either of those were that massive. Before that you're probably back to Dances with Wolves and Unforgiven, which is now around 35 years ago.
Which would mean that the main cultural touchstone for young people would be Red Dead Redemption 2, released in 2018 and the 4th best-selling game of all time.
(Curiosity triggered because in the most recent University Challenge nobody recognised John Wayne.)
Girl Genius for Wednesday, March 25, 2026
25 March 2026 04:00and ended up with Young Sherlock.
Let me make my position on Young Sherlock absolutely clear: If Sherlock and Moriarty do not kiss and/or fuck by the end of this series, I will not be responsible for my actions.
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Finished Starfleet Academy
23 March 2026 09:48( Read more... )
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23 March 2026 05:00
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Life with two kids: School Days Revisited
24 March 2026 20:02The kids are watching an episode of SpongeBob where he's failing to write an essay. It is, frankly, stressing me the fuck out.
The Big Idea: Tiffani Angus & Val Nolan
24 March 2026 17:58
You know ’em, you love ’em, authors Tiffani Angus and Val Nolan are back again with another installment of their speculative fiction guidebooks. Hop on board the Big Idea to see how they’ve done it again in Spec Fic for Newbies Vol. 3: A Beginner’s Guide to Writing Even More Subgenres of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror.
TIFFANI ANGUS & VAL NOLAN:
Imagine a classic scene: A car driving down a lonely rural road… a bright light overhead… an examination table aboard an alien spacecraft… and then, instead of the typical medical business, our protagonist—let’s call her Sally—finds herself sitting across from an extraterrestrial. This being communicates with a curious thought-to-text translator device it places on the table. When the entity speaks, its words appear in the air between them:
“My species has learned all we can about your physiology. Now we wish to know about your culture. Does your society… tell stories?”
Sally, who’s been studying Creative Writing, is only too happy to discuss this. “We sure do,” she says. “Lots of different kinds! Science Fiction stories, Fantasy, Horror. And they take all sorts of different forms, like written fiction, TV shows, comics books…”
The alien’s already wide eyes expand even further. “And your species just instinctively understands how to tell these stories?”
“I mean, kinda. We’ve been doing it since we sat around campfires in the Ice Age. But we benefit from practice, you know? Plus, it helps to have guidance from enthusiastic instructors. Not literary snobs who want to make everyone write the same way as them but people sympathetic to the kinds of stories you want to tell.”
“And does one need to go to a school or university for this?”
“Not necessarily. Some people who’ve taught Creative Writing at universities have written books about it.” Sally looks around, finds her backpack (which conveniently materialized beside her), and pulls out a copy of Spec Fic for Newbies Vol. 3: A Beginner’s Guide to Writing Even More Subgenres of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror by Tiffani Angus and Val Nolan. “This, for example, helps novice scribblers and even more seasoned writers learn how to write thirty different subgenres and major tropes. It gives deep dives into the history and development of each subgenre or trope, offers spotter’s guides to their typical manifestations, and provides writing exercises to get you started. Plus, it’s all based on real classroom experience!”
“Subgenres…” The alien’s word floats in the air. “We have heard of these. So many to keep track of.”
Sally thinks about this for a moment. She reaches for the translator. “Can I…?”
The alien nods.
Sally quickly finds the translator’s settings and alters a couple of font choices. “There,” she says, returning the device, “I’ve set it so that when I mention a subgenre that’s in Spec Fic 3, it will appear in bold. That’s what they do in the book. Like all this”—she gestures around the silver room—“is a recognizable Alien Abduction narrative. But the book covers everything from Dinosaur Tales to Swashbuckling Fantasy to Fungal Horror to Superheroes.”
“Fascinating.” The alien considers the book. “I wish I’d been able to study this.”
“They don’t teach Creative Writing at Space Academies?”
“Our universities mostly produce Mad Scientists,” the alien says. “Oh!” It points at the bolded word. “It did the thing!”
Sally smiles. “It’s fun, isn’t it? Plus, when Angus and Nolan discuss subgenres in the other volumes of the series, they underline its name so you can track it down easily.”
“Yes.” The alien turns Spec Fic for Newbies over in its spindly fingers. “I was wondering: can I just jump in with this third volume?”
“Oh absolutely! They’re all stand-alone books. Though if you want to know more about the previous ones…” She takes out her phone. “Have you got wi-fi here? Like, space wi-fi?”
The alien turns the translator upside down and shows her the password.
“Okay, cool,” Sally says, logging on. “So, Angus and Nolan have written about the previous volumes on Scalzi’s blog. You can read about Volume One here and Volume Two here.” She passes her phone to the alien, who reads the blog posts with interest.
“And people find these guides useful?” it asks.
“Useful and enjoyable,” Sally says. “The first two volumes were included on the Locus Recommended Reading List and shortlisted for the British Science Fiction Association Awards and British Fantasy Awards. Those are, like, big deals on our planet.”
“The section on Magic Schools and Dark Academia sounds interesting,” says the alien, now looking through the table of contents. “As does the section about Magical Realism.”
“I like some of the horror stuff myself,” Sally says. “I’ve lately given a go to writing about Near Death Experiences and Urban Gothic and Weird Fiction.”
“And?”
“And I’ve been trying lots of things that I never thought I’d try. The book is really encouraging that way. Angus and Nolan don’t believe in gatekeeping. The whole ethos of Spec Fic for Newbies revolves around bringing people into the realms of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror by giving them the tools to explore these really rich and rewarding imaginary worlds.”
“I see there’s lots of jokes, too,” the alien says, the translator registering its chuckles as a series of curious emojis.
Sally makes an affirmative noise. “Yeah, the authors have a really snarky sense of humor. Angus and Nolan don’t take themselves too seriously, which is another thing that separates this book from the really dry, old-school academic writing guides. Though, of course, that doesn’t mean the book isn’t smart—”
The alien holds up the section on End of the Universe stories. “I can see that.”
“—but it does mean it’s approachable. Anyone can read Spec Fic for Newbies. Anyone can learn from this book. That’s their big idea!”
“Bugs!!!” the alien suddenly shouts.
“Where?!”
“Page 229!”
Sally laughs. “I haven’t got to that part yet!”
“This book tells us much about humanity,” the alien says, “as well as things about Elves and Kaiju.”
“And we’ve barely even covered half of the subgenres here!”
The alien returns the book to Sally. “Where can I get my own copy?”
“Direct from Luna Press.” She opens up the website. “Or from any of your usual retailers.”
“I think I would like to beam down and pick one up right away!”
“Great,” says Sally, “let’s go get you writing!”
Spec Fic For Newbies Vol. 3: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Amazon UK|Blackstone UK|Waterstones UK
Author socials: Tiffani’s Website|Val’s Website|Tiffani’s Bluesky|Vals’ Bluesky
It's New Toy Day for Sea Otters
24 March 2026 09:26
Via Oregon Coast Aquarium, which writes, “A special thanks to the donor who shopped our wishlist! It’s safe to say that the otters are thoroughly enjoying their new enrichment items!”



