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U.S. Dept. of Agriculture offices closed due to excess manure.

Sounds like an Onion headline :-) It's true though - snow melt from the big storm is washing pigeon dung off the roof into offices. Till they clean up the mess I have to work from home (oh darn). I can't help thinking of silly headlines though:

Government offices too crappy to work in.

Government overwhelmed by shit.

I'm sure you can think of more .

hipwaders now standard issue

Date: 3 Mar 2003 12:43 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zammis.livejournal.com
aw, poor baby, wont even have to get dressed now.

Date: 3 Mar 2003 14:24 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] storvik.livejournal.com
Damn. I'm not sure what's funnier, that or the human shields fleeing Iraq because they were afraid of getting hurt.

Date: 4 Mar 2003 03:56 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] storvik.livejournal.com
Can you say "Same Shit, Different Day" when you return to the office?

Date: 11 Mar 2003 08:24 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dawntreader
*lol* that was hilarious. good headline alternatives. hehee.

as for a headline suggestion...

Date: 11 Mar 2003 11:40 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dawntreader
Snow Melt Helps to Clean Up Governmental Overhead

Department of Agriculture: Knee Deep in Shit. El Nino to Blame!!

Dept. of Agriculture Employees Are Tired of the Crap

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