Because I can't do just one.
Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the universe that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.
Mal: And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Villager: The girl is a witch.
Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
Jayne: There's something wrong with Inara's shuttle. She done somethin' to it, Mal. Smells funny.
River: Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Wash: Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash: Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Jayne: Damn straight.
update: I'll probably be doing a late showing Friday and it'll probably be in NoVa somewhere rather than Frederick.
Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the universe that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.
Mal: And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Villager: The girl is a witch.
Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
Jayne: There's something wrong with Inara's shuttle. She done somethin' to it, Mal. Smells funny.
River: Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Wash: Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash: Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Jayne: Damn straight.
update: I'll probably be doing a late showing Friday and it'll probably be in NoVa somewhere rather than Frederick.
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Date: 27 Sep 2005 19:17 (UTC)Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
My favorite quotes from that episode:
Mal: Well! Looks like we got here just in the nick of time! What's that make us?
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just!
and
Mal: Y'all see the guy hangin' out of the space ship with the really big gun? Now, I'm not sayin' you weren't easy to find, but it was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will you oughtta be worried about thwarting.
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Date: 27 Sep 2005 19:49 (UTC)no subject
Date: 27 Sep 2005 19:54 (UTC)I always liked
Mal: You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious.
and
Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
faves
Date: 27 Sep 2005 21:52 (UTC)Wash: Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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River: TOO MUCH HAIR!
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Wash: Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
:)
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Date: 28 Sep 2005 01:20 (UTC)My favorites:
Date: 28 Sep 2005 01:25 (UTC)WASH: Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (I know already mentioned but still a favorite)
WASH: Just a couple of days lying around, you with the bathing. Me with the watching you bathe.
BOOK: brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
JAYNE: Time for some thrilling heroics.
...there's tons more.
My update: I'll be up bright and early with the NYC Browncoats on Thursday trying to get the Today show to give us some free publicity. :)
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Date: 28 Sep 2005 03:02 (UTC)fly that geek flag.