My first thought was "What are they gonna do, karate-chop them out of hte sky?" O.o The article doesn't actually say HOW they're going to protect the cars...
My only guess was using shuriken, but then you'd have bloody corpses littering the cars, and that'd be messy.
Why not just get boy scouts (or the local equivelant) and arm them with super soakers? They probably wouldn't even have to pay them, just let them keep the super soakers.
Yeah, I think the parrots win. Maybe they'll give the ninjas water pistols, like that guy recommended. Surely ninja skills improve water gun accuracy...somehow.
Having been there, I can tell you that the park ranger is right. Those birds (and they're REALLY loud) will just fly around laughing at the karate dorks. Then at night, they'll fly down and chew off the rubber insulation around the windows and peel away the chrome.
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Date: 7 Feb 2006 17:15 (UTC)no subject
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Date: 7 Feb 2006 17:43 (UTC)Why not just get boy scouts (or the local equivelant) and arm them with super soakers? They probably wouldn't even have to pay them, just let them keep the super soakers.
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Date: 7 Feb 2006 18:45 (UTC)I snort at their fu.