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Shamelessly stolen from elkor who shamelessly stole it from torberg who shamelessly stole it from xdaemon, who shamelessly stole it from jmspencer, who shamelessly stole it from zarhooie.

I've got nothing against Chuck Norris. Or Vin Diesel. Or even Bill Brasky.

But sometimes you need a hero with different skills. Culinary skills, for instance. A man who slings pickle chips, not roundhouse kicks. A guy with a powerful bouillabaisse, not a blazing beard of power. A forker, not a fighter.

In the interest of tasty treats and good eats everywhere, I give you: ( Read more... )