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Ever wonder about an alternate history in which Elizabeth I and Mary Queen of Scots gave up on all that sexual tension and just got it on? Ken Hite has. I'll quote the juicy bit here for your amusement.


Torches, shouts of "Assassin! Murther!", a buxom redhead and a lissom tawny blonde picking themselves up out of the ermine-lined Very Privy Seal and activating their Tudor Ninja Powers to kickbox their Jesuit assailants to death while clad only in fragments of Marlowe poetry, racing down to the cliffs of Dover, getting their hair all matted down by the sea spray -- I'm sure Ranke would have approved.

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