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[kmusser]

With the appointment of John Negroponte the Bush administration has confirmed that it's all for torturing people. Funny I missed the part in the Bible where it says "Thou shall attach electrodes to the private parts of thy enemies."

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[wanderingbastet.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it's in there right after the part about burning your wife alive if she shows ankle to another man. ;-)

[theimp79.livejournal.com]

It was hidden in the index. No one ever reads the indeces.

[winterbadger]

Or the user manual.

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

It's in Leviticus. With all the rest of the good stuff.

It's the chapter that begins, "And lo, beforest though smiteth thine enemies, thou shalt sodomize them with glo-sticks..."

But I thought.

[mohnkern.livejournal.com]

Thou shall attach electrodes to the private parts of thy friends who ask nicely.

Re: But I thought.

[hexar-le-saipe.livejournal.com]

Nay I shall NOT! If mine friends wanteth electrodes attached to their bits that beeth naughty, then they canst find someone else to do it!

[storvik.livejournal.com]

It's right after the part about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

[ninjaslug.livejournal.com]

It's an extrapolation of the need to stone someone that wears two types of cloth in a single garment.