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[kmusser]

Words from Rev. Bob Jones III

So us Pagans apparently have an agenda. I never knew. Anyone want to let me know what it is. Do we have a secret handshake too?

Just for the record - all you liberals out there despise Christ, I know because the good Rev. told me so.

An "imprint for righteousness" sounds kind of painful.

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[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

Man, I never get to play with the cool kids! We have an agenda and no one told me!

But don't worry about that imprint of righteousness: his rod and staff will be a comfort to us... You'll like it. Really. Just submit to your Lord's will.

I have a yule gift request....

[nvqrjaaajkss.livejournal.com]

This man delivered to ME at an undisclosed location in order for me to "insturct" him properly in the ways of "divine" intervention, the path of righteousness and clearly show him what an "agenda" can be like.

And this is ALL about "christianity"...nothing to do with paganism!

It has been a while...I need to dust off a couple of inches.

PUHLEASE!!! ::innocent blink-blink & giggling::

PS: I wish I could say the ignorance of these neandrathals surprises me and that with a couple THOUSAND of years worth of history to LEARN from...that I am surprised that they think like knickle dragging, unknowledgeable fools...but again, I am in no way surprised...DISGUSTED yes...surprised...NO!

[deza.livejournal.com]

Damn, someone squealed about the agenda.

Must alter plans...

sadly

[zammis.livejournal.com]

they tend to skim over the "Christ said, “If any man serve me, let him follow me;..." part...

[blushing-grace.livejournal.com]

You *don't* have re-education classes to defend against theirs?

[sporksoma.livejournal.com]

On a halfway serious note, I believe that everybody has an agenda. If you use "agenda" to mean "what [person] has planned for life." My agenda, for example, is to finish college and get a good job, and somewhere in between those times have another kid.

Now, as for the pagan agenda, I believe, and correct me if I'm wrong, that it is "to live and to die." Whatever is put in between is up to the individual person.

Man, that god fellow is one hateful son of a bitch. And xtians wonder why we're starting to hate them so much...

[chuck-lw.livejournal.com]

>So us Pagans apparently have an agenda. I never knew.

You haven't been attending the meetings, have you?

[kalieris.livejournal.com]

I think his biggest delusion is seriously thinking that a bunch of us pagans could come up with a single, unified agenda. ;)

[amenquohi.livejournal.com]

"You owe the liberals nothing. They despise you because they despise your Christ."

Oh. Sorry. Apparently, I was unaware that Jesus was his Christ. I was under the mistaken belief that Christianity espouses the embracing of the masses by their savior, and thus, themselves. If I had known that Jesus was the proprietary property of George W. Bush (or the Republican Party) I could have better prepared for my obvious descent into hell and made a stronger effort at furthering my secret pagan agenda that I also, lamentably, was unaware of.

I feel so out of the loop, here.

[hexar-le-saipe.livejournal.com]

Pagan agenda:

1) Legalize human sacrifice.
2) Make psychedelic drug use mandatory for all religious ceremonies.
3) Force the big three automakers to focus on "flying broom" technology.
4) Replace all masculine pronouns for non-gender specific use with feminine pronouns.
5) Force all Xtians into homosexual relationships (since all of us pagans are homos.)

[awfulhorrid.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me, no one ever tells me when the damned meetings are scheduled! Either that or they conflict with those other meetings where they hand out the LGBT/Queer agenda ...